just learnt how to swim today

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#1

now, i learnt how to ACTUALLY SWIM!

#2

I miss having a pool. Now I swim in my bathtub.

#3

I miss having a bathtub. Now I swim standing up in a shower.

#4

I miss having a shower, now I swim in my sink.

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#5

:rofl: :joy:

#6

I miss swimming in my sink, now I have to swim in the rain

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#7

I miss swimming in the rain, now I have to swim in the sewer.

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#8

I miss swimming in the sewer, now I have to swim in the money.

#9

I miss swimming in the money, now I have to swim in the tacobell trash cans.

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#10

I miss swimming in the tacobell trash cans, now i have to swim in the sand.

#11

I miss swimming in the sand, now I have to swim in the McDonalds factory, kinda better than a pool!

#12

I miss swimming in the McDonalds factory, now i have to swim in solar radiation right out of earth’s exosphere.

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#13

I miss drowning in a pool of macaroni

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#14

I miss swimming in solar radiation right out of earth’s exosphere, now I have to swim in an unusually large tub of butter

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#15

I miss swimming in a normal pool. Now I swim in Lynel nests.

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#16

My physical self being greatly desires a past object filled with a mix of hydrogen and oxygen, it allowed my nervous system to release much dopamine into my cerebral tunnels. Unfortunately, it’s material composition deconstructed catastrophically.

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#17

i miss swimming in

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#18

I miss swimming in i miss swimming in, now i have to swim in power plant wastewater.

#19

i miss swimming in strong text

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#20

I miss swimming in strong text, now i have to raerfafgauj345tqras]1.

i really miss swimming in strong text tho, like, rlly!

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